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Vince McMahon as a Pokemon with Nasty Plot
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Snorlax as the Big Show.

Male Roselia/Roserade as ADAM ROSE! Adam Rose! Adam Rose...?

Ursaring or other bear as Rusev.
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It's just a shame there's no pokemon as angelic and majestic as... Paaaaaaiiiiiige~
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Pokemon badges have been added to the nintendo 3DS super charming super addictive super money draining freemium badge catcher game.

Caught a Kadabra today
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So they're going to reveal a new fighter for Pokken Tournament on Jan 15th, and the only hint so far has been that the character "ラ" is in the name.

To help narrow it down, this is the list of Pokemon with that character in their name:

Metapod, Rattata, Raticate, Raichu, both Nidoran, Vileplume, Paras, Parasect, Kadabra, Tentacool, Tentacruel, Slowbro, Krabby, Kingler, Cubone, Marowak, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Chansey, Tangela, Kangaskhan, Seadra, Scyther, Jynx, Gyarados, Lapras, Aerodactyl, Cyndaquil, Quilava, Lanturn, Umbreon, Murkrow, Gligar, Granbull, Heracross, Sneasel, Kingdra, Hitmontop, Raikou, Larvitar, Pupitar, Tyranitar, Swampert, Mightyena, Silcoon, Ralts, Sableye, Aron, Lairon, Aggron, Electrike, Manectric, Plusle, Trapinch, Vibrava, Flygon, Lileep, Snorunt, Spheal, Sealeo, Gorebyss, Relicanth, Luvdisc, Latias, Latios, Groudon, Jirachi, Luxray, Rampardos, Shellos, Drifblim, Honchkrow, Bronzor, Chatot, Drapion, Lumineon, Weavile, Gliscor, Heatran, Giratina, Darkrai, Stoutland, Zebstrika, Timburr, Scolipede, Basculin, Maractus, Carracosta, Minccino, Cinccino, Solosis, Duosion, Reuniclus, Vanilluxe, Galvantula, Tynamo, Lampent, Chandlure, Heatmore, Hydreigon, Larvesta, Terrakion, Reshiram, Landorus, Frogadier, Spewpa, Flabebe, Floette, Florges, Malamar, Dragalge, Tyrunt, Tyrantrum, and, last but not least, Goomy.

Personally, I'm rooting for either Metapod, Raikou, Darkrai, and Florges. But the one I really want, more than anyone else... is Vanilluxe. If Vanilluxe is not in the game, I will overturn a car and set it on fire.
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New Pokemon!

So, is it a Gen VII Pokemon, or simply a new Mythical Pookemon for Gen VI? I'm leaning toward the latter, myself.
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I bet it's another Mew clone with base 100 in all stats. Each gen ends up having at least one of those and I'm pretty sure Gen VI doesn't have one yet.
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Looks like Magiana is possibly...

Steel/Fairy
Steel/Psychic
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Darth Rabbitt wrote:I bet it's another Mew clone with base 100 in all stats. Each gen ends up having at least one of those and I'm pretty sure Gen VI doesn't have one yet.
Most likely, yes. Besides, Gen 6 only has six legendaries so far (not including "bringing back the Gen 3 ones"), that's only 1 more than Gen 1 had! I'm expecting at least nine others :/
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Am I the only one who thinks it looks a bit like a techno-Diancie?
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Koumei wrote:
Darth Rabbitt wrote:I bet it's another Mew clone with base 100 in all stats. Each gen ends up having at least one of those and I'm pretty sure Gen VI doesn't have one yet.
Most likely, yes. Besides, Gen 6 only has six legendaries so far (not including "bringing back the Gen 3 ones"), that's only 1 more than Gen 1 had! I'm expecting at least nine others :/
It's exactly how many Gen 2 had, which is the only other gen that didn't have too many legendaries to keep track of. I doubt Gen 6 will break the rule of having an event legendary Mew clone; so far that's as absolute as having a Fire/Water/Grass starting trio and Nintendo Pokemon loves repeating its trends.
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The new rumor is that tomorrow Pokemon Day/Night will be announced.
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It's official, Pokemon Sun/Moon confirmed in today's Pokemon Direct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qBHfd2NtJs
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Cool. So no big information, just a name drop. I guess over the next few months there'll be some leaks that Serebii puts up.

Any speculation on the new games?
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My personal suspicions are that a) they will be Gen VII games (obv) and 2) the region will be based off of China, solely based on the whole "Sun and Moon" motif. I fully expect the first one to be true and the second to be pure speculation.

I am hoping, nay, praying to every god and demiurge that they bring back the player customization from X/Y. This is, in fact, at this point, literally the only thing I care about. If they don't, I will firebomb a Barbie Dream House.

Either way, I'm gonna be following this motherfucker like a red-tailed hawk hunting a drunk sorority girl while piloting an F-16.
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Folks I vaguely know via social media and friends of friends all agree:

"Pokken is what Naruto/JoJo/every anime fighting game should be"

I've also heard it has really good netcode.
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Apparently you can now Pokemon on your mobile phone? Including "transfer to other people, straight from your phone!"

Consider how easy it is to get someone to hand you their phone.

I think the next step is clear: get a Team Rocket shirt, to wear under a coat, then go to [place with people who would have Pokemon phone - gamer bars I guess]. Ask to borrow someone's phone so you can [put your number in/get directions to a place]. Steal their pokemon. When they realise, open the coat and say what comes naturally.

"To protect the world from devastation!"

On the topic of the best Pokemon villains ever, I will insult you if you disagree, the existence of James in the animu really is the best argument in favour of letting guys wear skirts in XY.
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Nah, you have to go to elementary schools, Koumei.
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Everything Koumei said is truth.
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Koumei wrote:On the topic of the best Pokemon villains ever, I will insult you if you disagree, the existence of James in the animu really is the best argument in favour of letting guys wear skirts in XY.
Silly billy, those aren't skirts that Kojirō-kun is wearing, they're donuts.

(Also, I think Team Great Rocket is the best, since all of their dastardly deeds literally revolve around stealing trading cards.)
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So apparently a bunch of Hollywood studios (Sony, WB, and Legendary) are in a bidding war for Pokemon's film rights. A Westernized Pokemon film can only be a bad thing.
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So, Pokemon Sun + Moon have been announced.

Here is what we know so far:
  • Character customisation is back, this is excellent.
  • The starters are all adorable and cute and there are no losers on that front*
  • There's a man-made mythical pokemon that is presumably the "All 100s like Mew" event legendary, and it's yet another Fairy/Steel.
*We have yet to see which ones work out actually good in their final form.
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For those who haven't seen the new starters yet, here they are-
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And the legendaries-
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I'm guessing the Lion is the man-made mythic fairy/steel. I hadn't heard about that specifically.

What's interesting to me about the starters is that this art-
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is so conceptually dead-on, that it must be either early concepts or some fan's conceptualization after getting basic descriptions.
Edit: After actually going to the site of the artist mentioned, they were fakemon, not early concept art, but still.
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This is the mythical man-made one, it's not a "Title Legendary":

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Oh, gotcha. I didn't pay much attention to the news about that thing, so I thought it was something for XY.
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